Well, week one is in the books but I do need to address some “housekeeping” notes before our next round of golf.This has been a public service announcement from Broken Joe Golf.

CART ASSIGNMENTS: Cart assignments are not suggestions or random drawings from outer space. They are debated and created using psychiatry, nanotechnology and the latest in biorhythm research. This is some serious shit and should not be taken for granted.

BE ON TIME: The Marine Corps taught me that if you are “on time” then you are late. Please arrive early enough so that you are not rushing around like a chicken with your head cut off. Get there early and enjoy the atmosphere and then your game can go to crap.

THE FIRST TEE BOX: The first tee box is not the place to have your arrival party (see number 2). It is also not the place to have loud conversations about anything you find amusing or how your feelings got butt hurt when you were in the 7th grade. Please show some etiquette on at least the first tee box. You will have plenty of time to make fun of yourself and others on the 2nd tee box and at the bar after the round.

TAKE PICTURES: A picture is worth a 1000 words so take some pictures while out on the golf course.

This has been a public service announcement from Broken Joe Golf.

Thank you.

Broken Joe

Commissioner