Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from Santa Joe
- Broken Joe

- Dec 24, 2022
- 1 min read
It’s that time of year for your BJG Christmas "presents"…

Adam – A golf course south of Hartford.
Alex – Managing expectations. After all, what are the odds that you win the Fed Up Cup again in 2023.
Bryan – 2023 Calendar but only the day on it will be August 27th, 2023 which is the estimated day for the 1st Round of the BJG Playoffs)
Chris – A better Doctor for his next surgery

Cody – Safety Scissors so he doesn’t cut off his thumb and miss more golf

Dan – An administrative assistant to help him navigate the BJG schedule.

Dustin – A better finish in 2023.
EJ – Putting lesson to help him get to the Playoffs next year.
Jake – Another year to figure out his new clubs

Jason – Acceptance of the BJG rule book. The first year is the hardest.
Joe – A new driver that goes further than 165 yards.
Joe T – Slippers, after all, what do you give to a man that's living the "Life of Riley".

Jon – Time...

Juan – I never thought I would say this, but less vacation time.

Matt – Socks because I don’t know if Matt needs anything. He seems pretty content.

Rey – A bigger line between baseball and golf
Rock – The understand that time is relative – in other words, the rate at which time passes depends on your frame of reference (From Palmer, Airways is only two minutes farther than Rolling Meadows)

Again, I hope you and yours have a very Merry Christmas.
Respectfully,
Broken Joe
Commissioner




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